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Satan Confirms Karoline Leavitt a “First-Ballot Hall of Famer” for Eternal Damnation
Raising a scorched glass of vintage sulfur to the camera, the Prince of Darkness confirmed this morning that White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has officially secured a non-refundable, one-way ticket to the deepest, most humid sub-basement of the Lake of Fire. The announcement, which Satan described as a “rare administrative formality for a slam-dunk…