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“Melania” Debuts On Prime As Part Of Amazon’s New “Please Don’t Regulate Us” Collection
Amazon Studios this week debuted Melania, the flagship title in its newly launched “Please Don’t Regulate Us” collection, a curated slate of content designed to gently remind federal lawmakers that the company is “vibing with power” and would prefer to be left alone. Executives stressed that the film is not propaganda, but rather “compliance-forward storytelling,”…
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Applebee’s Releases O-M-Cheese Burger, Prompting Funeral Home to Extend Business Hours
In what experts are calling “the inevitable endpoint of American dining,” Applebee’s has unveiled the O-M-Cheese Burger — a menu item that openly challenges the concept of restraint. The burger features a beef patty smothered in American cheese, Applewood-smoked bacon, and spicy honey mustard, served in a sizzling skillet flooded with molten queso and Cheddar.…
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Klarna to Introduce New 400 Installment Payment Plan
Klarna has unveiled the future of American finance: a 400 installment payment plan, clearly inspired by Trump’s new proposal that Americans should be able to take out 50-year mortgages to buy a home. Banks looked at a nation already drowning in student loans and medical debt and said, “What if we let them pay for…